Y'all aren't going to be happy with me this time, but a family has disagreements every so often! Mark Zuckerberg, king of Meta, did one of the most outlandishly American things I've ever seen. Zuckerberg went surfing with an American flag in one hand and a beer in the other. All while wearing a tuxedo! Watching the following clip was so surreal because it legitimately seems like something that would happen in a show or movie making fun of America.
There he is, being Mark Zuckerberg! Customary with the rules of the internet, people chimed in with their thoughts on Zuck's great American showcase!
"Bro is the coolest billionaire CEO ever," one Instagram user said. I want you to put a pin in that comment for later!
"When you gotta conference meeting but couldn't miss the waves [at]zuck doing it the American way," another user adds. But let's not limit our commentary pool to Instagram! Let's go to X (formerly Twitter) and see what people think!
"Bro so happy out there, no a care in the world, just him in a tux on a surfboard, selling all our data." ...Oh. Well, that was unexpected. I thought X would be even more pro-billionaire!
"It's the censorship king pretending to support freedom. Lame."
And now, I'd like to add some commentary of my own!
Mark Zuckerberg Celebrates The 4th Of July In The Most American Way Possible
What the heck happened to us? "Us" meaning the working class who bleed, sweat, and suffer for millionaires and billionaires to make record-breaking profits that we never see a dime of. Let me show you what I mean.
