I have never been a fan of fusion restaurants. I just think why half-a-- two things when you could full-a-- one thing, you know? But, one degenerate has taken it a step too far, and I am tempted to start a petition to have him fired into space.
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The American Airlines passenger decided that dipping his Biscoff cookie in a beer was something to be proud of. Not only that, but he took his 'invention' to the public space, spreading the hate. His Reddit post, titled Biscoff and A Beer, got quite the response.
"Fries in a frosty? More like Biscoff in a beer!" he wrote. This is in reference to people dipping tier fries in a milkshake. Another thing that just pushed us one step closer to damnation. Every day, we stray further from God. He seemed overjoyed with his cookie beer combo, but the comments didn't agree.
Cookie In A Beer Is A Crime Worse Than Murder
One commenter summed it up cleanly and concisely. "Just because there is alliteration does not mean you should dip," he said. And, you know what? He's right. What's next for us in this hellscape of food fusion? Waffles in Wine? Mango in Milk? Walnut cake in Whiskey? Oh, wait, hang on a second...
I am sure some food combinations do work, but any kind of cookie in a beer is a no from me. But, as one commenter pointed out, "The lengths people will go to to upgrade a Heineken..." Sometimes a beer is just so bad, you have to go to great measures to get it down.
If I had seen him dipping his cookie in a beer on my flight I would have had him detained as a terrorist. It is a crime not only against Biscoff but also humanity itself. The man clearly needed restraining.
But, as always, there are a few fellow booze hounds, willing to praise the man's ingenuity on getting drunk. "The ex-drunk in me approves," one commenter replies, while another sees it as a quick way to get around AA restrictions. "The ultimate AA life hack."
Whatever he thought he was doing, he better never do it again. Cookie and Beer is not something that should be on anyone's daily intake.
