Jelly Roll and Bunnie XO are firmly in their farm era after having brought three highland cows home. But now the couple have a donkey, and they're undecided on the name.
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A couple of days ago, Bunnie posted to her TikTok a video of Jelly Roll's childish excitement over getting a donkey. He gushed over the small thing, not believing just how small it really was. In fact, he was convinced it was lying down when he first saw him.
With the donkey in its pen, he admired from afar, love bombing the new farm addition.
In the subsequent TikTok, however, Bunnie showed a snippet of a debate over the donkey's name. Jelly Roll, continuing his trend, wants to name it Donkey, and provides numerous reasons for this innovative name.
Bunnie, however, wants to name the donkey Grizz. Although it's objectively a nicer name, Jelly Roll's onslaught of arguments for Donkey will turn anyone around.
Why Jelly Roll Thinks Donkey Is The Best Name For The... Donkey
"We're not naming it Donkey," Bunnie bluntly says, to an over-excited Jelly Roll.
"Yes!" he counters, "Shrek's my favorite movie!"
It would be doubly fitting to name the Donkey 'Donkey,' as recently the real-life inspiration to Donkey, Palo Alto's Perry, passed away. And besides that, who isn't a fan of Shrek?
To argue his case further, he says, "and speaking of donkeys..." before reciting Jerrod Niemann's "Donkey."
To argue his case even further, he reminds Bunnie of the names of his other pets, "Studio Cat, Bus Dog, and Donkey." It is rather fitting.
And a final cherry on top of this debate is that the donkey seems to be Jelly Roll's.
With all this in favor of Donkey being the name, it seems Bunnie has conceded, as she captioned the post, "I shall call him Donk ?."
Maybe Grizz can be reused for a future farm animal, such as a fainting goat that one user has requested. But for now, it seems the donkey will be called Donkey.
Well done, Jelly Roll.
