A Canadian man has laughed about him going viral for getting his manhood frozen to the icy sidewalk. Fair warning, this story will make every man reading this recoil.
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In what TMZ is calling the "Ice Penis Saga," a man was recorded getting restrained by security and police onto the icy sidewalk. He was drunk and was causing trouble in the East Village Pub & Eatery in Fort McMurray, Alberta, on January 12.
The shocking video they shared of the incident is enough to make your jaw drop. Inexplicably, the man was near enough naked. He was shirtless, likely due to his drunken antics, but his pants and underwear were also swinging around his ankles.
It's not clear why he was practically undressed, but it's likely the clothing on his bottom half was loosened and dragged down during the struggle with security. It took five of them to pin down and detain him, and they were sure aggressive.
It's no wonder his manhood eventually got frozen solid to the floor. The security kept him suppressed for a while, and at one point in the video, they were all over him keeping him down. Later in the video, however, is the moment that made me wince.
When the police arrived, they yanked the poor sod from the ground. TMZ didn't share explicitly whether the man was injured, and if a part of his member remained on the ice after being ripped off.
Drunk Man Opens Up About The Viral Moment
The man in question, Blake McPhee,
took to his Facebook to comment on the situation."Well looks like im famous here again lol. Man I don't know how I get myself in these f--ked up situations.. Guess that's what I get for being a drunk lunatic at the bar," he shared.
He sustained other injuries from the incident, including frostbite across his back and bottom and an injured jaw.
"Gone are the days a feller can get his wiener frozen f--kin solid to the ground without it going viral," he joked.
"Gunna go crawl inside a hole and cry myself to sleep now. (P.s. sorry Ma)."
