I try my best to stay away from processed foods with more ingredients than I can count. But, sometimes a new ultra-processed ultra-snack gets released, and I just have to shorten my life and flood my body with chemicals in the name of trash food gourmet.
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Cheez-It has beggared belief from fans after dropping a range of pizzas in three different flavors. They're known for doing crossovers, but this seems too good to be true. The cheesy, crispy, goodness of a Cheeze-It, topped with delicious ingredients. Surely, life can't be that decadent.
They dropped their new pizza product online with an Instagram post. They claim to have released three Cheez-It pizza flavors. There is Italian Four Cheese Pizza, Cheddar Jack Supreme Pizza, and Pepperoni Pizza. According to their advert, they are made with 100% real cheese, and are ready in 8 minutes.
The base is made with the familiar crunch cracker and topped with a healthy amount of toppings. There is a store locator on their site which will help you get your hands on the chronically unhealthy pizza Frankenstein.
Surely The Cheez-It Promo Is A Joke
Cheez-It fans can't believe their eyes, with some doubting they are real. There have been a few joke product drops from the company before, and as they say, once bitten, twice shy. "I had to double-check that it wasn't April 1st. Still not over that extra salty prank from a few years ago," one Instagram user posted.
People cannot wait to get their hands on the new pizza. "Need this RIGHT NOW," and "You're making all my dreams come true rn," fill the comments section. Many are desperate to get their hands on them to see what the company has managed to cook up now.
I have no doubt they will be delicious, but I am praying they're not too good. Eight minutes' cook time is just enough for me to have finished the previous one. There is a strong chance I will end up chain eating all three flavors in one sitting. My heart will never forgive me, and I'll blame it all on Cheez-It.
