Jason Aldean's house was recently visited by a snake, and his wife Brittany took the chance to record their intruder. In the process, disrespecting their police guest.
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A poor snake recently slithered up to the Aldean household, where it innocently peered through a glass door to see if anyone was home. Funnily enough, someone was home, a freaked-out Brittany Aldean.
To her Instagram, she shared a video she took of the snake. Her terror can be felt from behind the screen as she gingerly angles the phone to get a good look at her unassuming visitor. The snake looked to be a harmless, common snake that's just trying to get by.
Hugging the walls of their house, the snake poked his tiny head over the bottom of the door. His cute curiosity was met with "This is what nightmares are made of," which I find far too harsh.
Brittany captioned the video with "Throw the whole house away," which is a fair enough response to seeing a huge spider, but a snake? A sweet, slithering snake? Unthinkable.
You can watch the video and see the innocent snake below.
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Naturally, many of her fans agreed with her sentiment and supported the destruction of the Aldean estate over the limbless lingerer. They took to the comments to share their thoughts and feelings over the uninvited guest.
"I would be moving immediately," laughed one.
"He'd make a nice hat band or belt accessory," cheekily suggested another. The very thought shocks me.
"Oh hell no!!!! That's a big one!!!" exclaims someone else, making the thing self-conscious.
"WHY IS IT SO LUMPY?!!! What has it eaten?!!!" hysterically asks another. Considering how consistent the bends are, it's likely the snake was simply positioning itself for grip purposes. Surface area, muscle tension, and all that jargon. It was peering over the door, so it did need a solid grip on the floor.
"He says 'OMG look it's Brittany Aldean, hey girlllll!" joked one fan. At least not everyone was hostile toward the possible fan.
If it isn't apparent, I love snakes (and used to own one, R.I.P Scarlet). They get far too bad a rep for my liking.
