Breakups are always brutal. You have to learn to live apart, divide time with mutual friends, and decide who gets to keep the chicken after the split.
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After a woman and her 50-year-old boyfriend split, it came time to start dividing up the belongings. It's always a messy process, but it has to be done. However, when it came down to Polly the chicken, the two of them could not make up their minds.
In the end, she kept it. There was no question of weekend custody, and he was just going to have to live with a second round of heartbreak. Polly the chicken was staying with her.
But he wasn't going down without a fight. Returning to her home, he kicked down the door and broke into her property. The woman, shocked by the violent entry, could only stand and stare as the 50-year-old man grabbed the chicken.
"I've got Polly, I've got Polly," he screamed as he ransacked the house and grabbed his poultry prize. He then proceeded to run from the house and into the woods. Here, he hid while his ex-girlfriend called the police. I imagine that one took some explaining.
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The man was, unsurprisingly, already known to the police. He had been released from custody only a few hours earlier, although what he was previously being held for is unknown. The police responded to the chicken theft quickly and came out to the property.
They searched the woods for the man and his chicken and found him soon enough. On police
