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21 Funny Thanksgiving Tweets to Get You Through the Holiday

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Thanksgiving is almost here, and y'all know what that means: forced quality time with your extended family. Get ready to hear passive-aggressive jabs at everything from your hairstyle to your career choices. So when you need a laugh check out these funny Thanksgiving tweets and don't give snooty Aunt Karen a second thought.

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Calories don't count on Thanksgiving

Poor pilgrims

It's a fact

The pie is not the only thing getting burned this year

Been there, done that

#ItsNotAFamilyGatheringUntil you drag the lawn furniture into the middle of the living room, so that everyone has a place to sit.

— Regina Spacola (@gigirules7)

Oh good, I love life hacks!

Well, that's certainly true...

The worst part about driving to visit your family for Thanksgiving is not being able to already be drunk when you walk in the door.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried)

What happened to minding your own business?

Aunt:What happened to your grades?

Me:What happened to your waistline?#ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/rd6oYu68Lr

— Violet Stevenson (@bubblebear243)

Can't wait!

I love Thanksgiving. Can't wait to slave for hours over a meal my kids will rudely reject in front of relatives who are judging my parenting

— Ally (@TragicAllyHere)

Usually I'm the one telling my kids not to lick things

So far the kids' help in preparing for tomorrow's guests has just been making signs that say "NO licking plates ALLOWED!" #Thanksgiving16

— Leslie Gaar (@lgaarwrites)

It's "pee-KAHN". FIGHT ME

My favorite part of Thanksgiving is when multiple families come together to argue over the pronunciation of pecan pie.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland)

Not all heroes wear capes

I carry a stone around to throw at anyone I hear singing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

— Devin ? (@papasuncle)

Cardio is very important

Stay in shape this Thanksgiving by running away every time you see someone you went to high school with.

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad)

Yikes

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone visiting their parents. pic.twitter.com/hRxI5EyssU

— Christian Duguay (@christianduguay)

It's too good to go to waste

When you wake up from your nap after Thanksgiving Dinner and you're full, but you still eat more anyway. pic.twitter.com/FYGKlwMJ7R

— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian)

I totally prefer Pokémon and Youtube

i?m an adult therefore, I should talk politics with adults on thanksgiving but i?d rather be at the kids table talking pokémon and youtube

— scottysire (@ImNotScottySire)

Sure, it's the turkey

Everyone's all "turkey makes you sleepy!" like it's not all the alcohol you drank to tolerate family.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4)

MINE ALL MINE!!!

When it's Thanksgiving and it's my turn for mashed potatoes pic.twitter.com/Uj9oHSVnfs

— Billo (@ElegantStarfish)

Happy Thanksgiving!

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