A landlord has entered their rented apartment to find it full from floor to ceiling with empty Bud Light beer bottles. I don't know if I am more horrified at the quantity of the bottles left in this house, or the fact that someone was able to stomach that much bottled urine posing as beer.
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After a big session, there is nothing that instills the morning-after beer fear quite like contemplating the clean-up. But, it has to be done, and as hard as it is, it always helps. A tidy house for a tidy mind, as they say. Just a quick spruce and popping the bottles in the recycling works wonders for a hangover.
But a tenant from Texas had clearly decided to skip that part. Instead, they just got straight back into the beers again. When the landlord came to their apartment after evicting a non-paying tenant, they found more Bud Light beer bottles than I've ever seen in one place.
The video captured by the landlord shows the house completely overwhelmed by empty Bud Light bottles. From floor to ceiling, empty crates and bottles cover every surface. The kitchen is completely swallowed by bottles, and there isn't even anywhere to sit. The only thing still visible is the TV.
Bud Light is a little more than a pee-flavored mildly alcoholic soda water. But that's still going to do some damage.
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I have no love for landlords, but even I have a twinge of pity for the cleanup job they have. The sheer volume of bottles, some probably having sat there for weeks in the Texas heat, will stink. Just a little stale beer at the bottom of a tenth of those Bud Light bottles will hum.
But, on the positive side, a house full of empty Bud Light beer bottles will be worth a healthy amount in recycling returns. The money the landlord gets from turning them in may even pay for the missed rent.
However, I think a welfare check should be done on whatever absolute monster managed to drink enough Bud Light to fill a house. Imagine how drunk they would be if they actually started drinking a real beer!
