The One Thing You'll Never Catch Martha Stewart Doing
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The One Thing You'll Never Catch Martha Stewart Doing

I am sure there is a whole list of things you will never catch Martha Stewart doing, but on The Kelly Clarkson Show, she listed one in particular.

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Despite Martha Stewart being the face of Uber Eats at the Super Bowl this year, she has come clean and admitted that she has never ordered in. Even with the wonderful array of take-away foods available to her, Martha Stewart said, "I will go out or I will not eat."

Kelly Clarkson, co-guest, José Andrés, and the audience couldn't believe it. "Are you kidding me?" Kelly Clarkson asked Martha Stewart, agahast. "You have never been like, 'It's a Taco Bell night. We're just doing it?"

She denied it outright. She even doubled down, claiming her daughter could vouch for her. But Andrés struggled to believe it. He demanded a full investigation. "Prove it!" he told Martha. "People of America, if you have a photo of Martha Stewart ordering in, we want to see it!" She didn't seem fazed. She may be the face of Uber Eats, but she's never given them a penny, only taken it.

Kelly Clarkson Orders Enough For Martha Stewart

After a long day at work, or when I have a brutal hangover, ordering in is a lifesaver. I am the first to admit that my delivery app screentime is higher than most people's social media usage. That's mainly because I am incredibly indecisive. To find that Martha Stewart doesn't ever give in to the many delicious offerings of the apps is amazing.

Kelly Clarkson is on the same page as me. "Don't you worry — I have ordered in enough for the both of us," she told Martha Stewart. We can't all be saints with our diets, or wizards in the kitchen like her. Some of us are just slobs, and the call of food delivery sirens is just too sweet.

After their shock subsided, Clarkson and Andrés showered her with praise. "That's insane! I'm so proud of you," Clarkson said. Andrés doubled down, saying, "She's so pure." he fell to his knees and worshipped at her high and mighty take-away-less existence.

Now, if you excuse me, I have to go get the door. My pizza has just arrived.