There are very few things that surprise me in this world, but this may do it. I've heard of a lot of crazy wedding traditions, but a newlywed choke slam? That's a new one for me. (I think I reached my "news" quota.) All jokes aside, this couple absolutely ruined this guy. In one of the most awesome wedding moments I've ever seen. I definitely may need to take some notes here.
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Speak Now Or Never Get Chokeslammed
(Yeah, I don't know either, puns are hard.) In order to get that embarrassing moment out of your head as soon as possible, let's watch the video.
Yeah, that video, unlike me, is awesome. Honestly, I give it 10/10; there are no notes at all.
First of all, I have no idea where the couple got that guy from. Is that like an Amazon order? A really expensive Cameo? Facebook Marketplace?? (Please, I need answers...for a friend.) Because this guy nailed the whole thing.
I could not get enough of his entrance. The timing was *chef's kiss*. Naturally, the guy had to come storming in, already red in the face. He looked ferocious, intimidating, and just a little bit silly. It was the perfect amount of crazy for a WWE reenactment. I hope they tipped him extra for the effort. He fully earned whatever paycheck he got.
Additionally, he kept the momentum running. He was pushing the party guests off of him with some solid ferocity. And he was very obviously distracted as the couple walked up behind him.
Couple Takedown
And then the newlywed couple showed him how it's done. They were all like, "Here's some peace for ya!" *Blam!* Right into the table. I could watch that on repeat forever, I think. An effortless chokeslam right into a broken table. There is quite literally nothing else one could ask for when it comes to party entertainment.
I mean, honestly, who needs an open bar after you've just watched someone break a table with a human? I'd be nonstop dancing off of pure adrenaline alone. In fact, an open bar might have me trying to recreate the amazing ceremonial act.
Just the most awesome of things.
