It's always embarrassing to watch aging musicians claw desperately at their fading notoriety with shameful acts people can't help but watch from between their fingers. Kid Rock is slowly draining his 50-odd-year-old dignity with needy media attention grabs and hopeless celebrity alignment. Just let it go, man, your pan flash is finished.
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Kid Rock has always been a bit of a nerd, boasting about his drug use and wild nights with hookers. Somehow, even at the age of 50, Kid Rock thought releasing a song called "Don't Tell Me How To Live Feat. Monster Truck" was a cool idea. You can't make this stuff up. Even a parody of his archetype would shy away from something so bold.
Kid Rock is really cool to other 50+ year old weekend dads who wear t-shirts that have a picture of a skeleton in flames with the words 'WTF IS A KILOMETER' written on the front. But he doesn't know that, and the realisation isn't settling so well with him.
Recently, Kid Rock organized a round table with himself, Dana White, Bill Maher, and Donald Trump. But Kid Rock's delusions of grandeur got the better of him, and he was surprised to see nobody cared. "The mainstream media... I've seen zero on NBC, ABC, CBS, I don't think I've seen anything on CNN," he ranted on X.
Clearly, he thought that he had done something monumental, but nobody cared. Now, Kid Rock has resorted to lewdness in an attempt at relevance.
T*ts And A** Sums Up Kid Rocks Political Contribution
Because nobody paid any attention to Kid Rock when he shared his packed lunch with the UFC man and the President, he's decided to return to form. To claw his way back into the public eye, Mr. Rock posted a video of himself in a hot tub with a topless OF model. He further boosted the publics estimation of himself by showing his half century old a-- to the camera.
Is it any wonder the media had no interest in covering his lunch with Trump? He's hardly the voice of political intellect. He's complaining nobody took him seriously one minute, and baring all with topless models the next.
Come on, Kid Rock, get a grip. You were never respected even when people listened to your music, let alone as a horny old man.
