Okay, so I understand that being daring in the fashion world isn't typically a bad thing. Experimentation, bold looks, and challenging convention are all good things. However, Khloe Kardashian has sported a very strange pair of... jeans?
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I honestly don't know what I'm looking at. And it appears that neither do her fans.
I'm not up to date with the fashion lingo, and am woefully uneducated in the clothes department. So I cannot begin to describe the sacrilege that is Khloe Kardashian's latest fashion stunt.
Donning a cowboy hat, she wears a black short-sleeve top and a pair of abhorrent denim jeans. The jeans are fashioned to resemble a thong, using black material to contrast against the denim. Confused at my description? I don't blame you.
Just have a look for yourself.
" data-instgrm-version="14" style="background:#FFF;border:0;border-radius:3px;margin: 1px;max-width:540px;min-width:326px;padding:0;width:99.375%;width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px);width:calc(100% - 2px)">I understand the whole 'but thongs are sexy!!!!!' vibe that's going on here, but it just looks absurd. From the front, the trousers just look silly.
Thankfully my opinion isn't something that Khloe Kardashian cares about, as I just find the blue-and-black abomination perplexing.
Am I being harsh about something that doesn't matter? Yes. But these trousers genuinely boggle the mind. At this point, just commit to one or the other. A pair of jeans or a thong. But please, don't combine them.
If I had to give the item a name, I'd probably call it a pair of theans.
Fans Are Just As Baffled By The... Theans
Fans took to the commentsjto share their confusion. And the responses are hilarious.
"Beautiful face but something is off with them jeans," one observed.
"Girl ily but wtf is this outfit," bluntly asked another.
"This isn't even a Texas look," a third wrote.
"Nope this ain't Texas or New York or cali or Florida or no where . That's tacky no matter who you are," someone else chimed in.
"What in tarnation," aptly proclaimed one more.
Thanks to Page Six, I uncovered that this isn't the first the world has seen of this look. In 2021, Bella Hadid presented the theans on a catwalk somewhere. Someone must be pushing real hard for the theans, because they look silly no matter the model striking a pose in them.
